Michael is visibly no longer chronic

We here at Relentless Ineptitude don't have a lot of respect for Michael Vick as a person, and it's not just based on his canine hobbies. We disliked him long before the sundae was crowned with that cherry. There was the secret compartment in the water bottle incident, the arm's-length marijuana distribution business, there was him giving his fans the finger.

One reason we have to be hopeful though is his appearance during interviews. Besides the fact that he got rid of the awful cornrows he used to sport, he no longer is the heavy-lidded glassy-eyed arrogant thug he used come across as. He now stands up straight and attempts to communicate clearly with the public through the media. That's a positive change in our book.